Hahahahahavesexwithmehahahah
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
It’s something easily predicted
But in the end it’s less wrong than most things
I hope you had a relatively boring time
(Source: inkse)
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
(Source: squareclocks)
that lil bitch
he just wants us to hate him
NO.
But… We need our porn… And alcohol related posts.
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
(Source: urbancatfitters)
me everytime a cute person walks past
(Source: pokemontime)
*points at ur attention* give me that
I can’t deep throat a banana but I can eat it really fast.
